I hope no one I know ever finds me here.

Do you like my fancy keyboard layout?

$ & [ { } ( = * ) + ] ! # ←
⇆ ; , . p y f g c r l / @ \
Esc a o e u i d h t n s - ↵
⇪ ' q j k x b m w v z ⇪

~ % 7 5 3 1 9 0 2 4 6 8 `
⇆ : < > P Y F G C R L ? ^ |
Esc A O E U I D H T N S _ ↵
⇪ " Q J K X B M W V Z ⇪